random thoughts on life itself

The post about hair squared! Ha not really.

2008-01-31T21:24:00.000-06:00

Yah, a while ago i stopped growing my hair cuz i liked it.
If you can't read the writing in the pic, it says "Waitin for the perfect man"

Universe

2008-01-31T21:14:00.000-06:00

OK. Imagine this. 100 BILLION years ago, there was a bunch of solar systems, you know. And one of them had water and air. So, life evolved. And evolved. And soon there were creatures that walked upright, invented, spoke, wrote, were smart. They thrived for hundreds of millions of years. Then, their planet, called Earth, just blew up. In more hundreds of millions of years, there was life on a new planet, revolving around a different sun, in a galaxy. And more creatures evolved. And they evolved. And soon there were creatures that walked upright, invented, spoke, wrote constitutions, were sort-of smart, and taught. Sound familiar? Yeah, us. Smart creatures could be evolving as you read this billions of miles away, in a different galaxy. Ones that are blue with orange spikes on their heads. They might be 10 feet tall and shrink as they get older. They will learn to speak, but not our language. We will never know about them. We will never have known about maybe tens or hundreds of times that animals evolved in different galaxies. Nope, nopedy nope. We think we're so smart, but you know those books or movies about what life will be like in 100 years? There could be i dont know, a cube planet somewhere, in a 7 planet solar system, who have history books about people who invented those. Written in like, galoogic. Or, there could be a mirror image solar system at the edge of our universe. Doing the opposite of what we're doing. Or, life could exist in black holes. So, yeah, you're smart! We're all smart! We just don't know anything, thats all.

Here's the deal

2008-01-31T21:12:00.001-06:00

Here's the deal. This blog is random thoughts on life itself. WELL, i have none. HA! Just kidding. Actually, i might have some, theyre just not random. Stupid title. Really. It is stupid. What the heck? DO i care if "Now Blogger saves your drafts automatically!-? [x]" NO!!!!!! So don't tell me next time. I already new anyway. So, HEY i just thought of a random thought. Lemme post it.

Comments debate 5 (if we're on 5)

2007-11-24T15:36:00.000-06:00

Hmm... I wonder what this should be... ! I HAVE IT!
Would you rather lose your
a) eyesight because you were staring into the sun
b) hearing because you were playing your own drums too loud
c) taste because someone dropped a huge knife on your tongue and cut it off
d) effilli (in your small intestine, they collect important vitamins and deter poison) because you ate something... not good

DID I CATCH YOU LOOKING UP EFFILLI ON GOOGLE??
WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE, THEY DON'T EXIST
I got you didnt' I
I AM SO AMAZING AT THAT
anyway, it is obvious you should pick D because it would be painless and consequent-less
so for real, which one would you pick (D ISN'T ALLOWED)

The Post About Hair. Yes, hair. I'm not kidding. Seriously, it's hair. IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS GET A LIFE OR START READING THE STUPID POST OK?!

2007-10-28T14:45:00.001-06:00

So, I am growing my hair out. Actually, I'm not, it's just growing and I am not cutting it. Not that I ever cut it, my hairdresser cut my hair. No, she cut my hairs. All of them, not just one. So, how do you like this? This post WAS about hair. HA! Anyway, two of my friends got haircuts near the summer/end of school and now their hairs are SO long. Seriously. I don't think this is fair! I WANT longer hair and it's growing slower than toenails. Not that I compared, I'm just using a metaphor. Not a simile, that would be it's growing as slow as a toenail. Which it is, or slower. Which is why I'm complaining. You know what else? No, you don't, so I'll just tell you. You know what else? All these people keep coming up to me saying "You should grow your hair." THAT makes me kind of angry, actually. All these people saw me last year, and my hair is AT LEAST 2 inches longer! You'd THINK, just THINK that because my hair has been getting longer and I haven't had haircuts, that I WAS GROWING IT!! Just MAYBE? Yeah, just maybe... Anyway, so I hope you had fun reading "The Post About Hair. Yes, hair. I'm not kidding. Seriously, it's hair. IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS GET A LIFE OR START READING THE STUPID POST OK?!" And by the way, if you read that stupid title for the second time in this post, that's REALLY sad. Just saying! BYE

umm.... you did this wrong sir!

2007-05-02T18:09:00.000-06:00

I got a new watch strap last weekend and the employee put it on. As we walked out, I noticed on side was shiny, not the other, it didn't bend right, and it was extremely difficult to put on and take off. It turned out the SWATCH employee put half of yhe strap on UPSIDE DOWN! and I wasn't very pleased...

like, um uh, so like she was like um wanna go to the um movie like wats it called um like hmm...

2007-04-17T17:17:00.000-06:00

AND THEN...its so LIKE exciting man cuz like she like totally was like ALL like GOING TO THE movie wow so then ....................... zzzzzzzzzzzzz ............. toooooo .......... many ......... likes, ums sooz and STUFF........ I am not saying I don't talk like that, but I am TRYING not to. For instance, in typing, you don't type the likes and ums in your mind, you just type... TYPING ISN'T TALKING PEOPLE!!! GET OUT OF TECH GEEK WORLD AND LEARN HOW TO TALK PLEASE! we are LIKE the only UM country that LIKE sais that STUFF really IM SERIOUS........ no durrr, please listen to yourselves...

PS sorry for wait how many things?
a- the LIKE IM talk?
b- wuzzup w/ that? ^
c- the CAP LOCK im on a CAP LOCK freNZY TOday TEEH heeeh ....

Hi people! Wow this title makes you want to read more.... doesn't it........ you know it does...... you know it does............

2007-04-07T14:58:00.000-06:00

How do you read/hear/say/know your thoughts? Ok right now think to yourself ANYTHING about elephants. Did you hear, read, say it or do you just KNOW what you thought... I'm confusing you know aren't I. You know it. :) Think about something else..... say........... pizza! Yeah! Think about pizza. Isn't that wierd? I am making you confused, think about weird stuff, have a fit because you have no idea how you know what you think, AND You're STILL reading this post! Ha! Wow.... I'm powerful...

I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenking off a nooooombaaaar betweeen 10 eeend 10. You weel never know eet. Becoss I em evveel.

by ta wayz, I actually wazn't theenking of a noombar. HA! I controlled you AGAIN!!
I am gittin ssssssser goode at thees...

Translation: I am thinking of a number between 10 and 10. You will never know it. Because I am evil. By the way, I wasn't actually thinking of a number. Ha. I controlled you again. I am getting so good at this.

MEEN that woos funz to teep ageens.... Heezz heezz I'll teep this fer ya norwe

Translation: Man that was fun to type again. Hee hee, I will type this for you now.
This could go on forever (written in white non-translated above) but I'll shutup now.

PS: If you looked for it in white, you didn't find it. I didn't type it. Too bad.
PPSS: If you read all the way through: Get something to do. I feel for you because you are bored. Do NOT let me control you again... JK

Comments Debate 4

2007-04-01T07:30:00.000-06:00

Would you rather die because:

1. You ate soo much, something happened but I don't know what its called and I don't want to know.

2. You didn't eat "soo much" that you starved.......staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarved muaaa haaaa

3. You drank soo much that you droooooowned in because your stomach got full and the "drink" feeeled up your LUNGS PEOPLE

4. You didn't drink "soo much" that you um died of thirst-ation!! woot..well not really too bad..ha.ha.

Me? 4 because you can die in like 3 days and that would seem quicker than 2. see, 1 and 3 wouldn't take that long but they would be SOO painful. Actually if you don't eat, I heard you eat your organs... that leaves 4. LOLS

Boredom....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2007-03-23T15:24:00.000-06:00

So if kids these days get bored with DS's, Ipods, computers, TV's, stereo's, electric skooters, and more, how bored would people be before that technology?! Well the thing is, they wouldn't have been bored. Because that technology was not just fun, but chore-reducing too. Then they would have to farm their land and make food, or work, just to be able to LIVE. Now, all these MACHINES THAT POLLUTE are invading, and we just sit by the TV with CHIPS in PLASTIC BAGS because we have NOTHING to do.
sad isn't it?

IT'S PI DAY!!

2007-03-14T06:31:00.001-06:00

GET OUT YOUR PI'S AND CELEBRATE. It's pi day! w00h00t! That's really All I have to say? So
just for your information:
THIS IS NOT PI
This is Pi!

That will be all.

The Bush Secret

2007-03-12T17:41:00.001-06:00

Bush is stupid. He is all like WAR WAR less EDUCATION more WAR less GLOBAL WARMING EFFORTS more WAR more WAR we MUST win....! IT MAKES ME SOOO MAD... and kills POLAR bears...but the comments debate 3 thing, I didn't tell you you had to ACT like him, just be him. So i would STOP this war, and STOP this GLOBAL WARMING!!
so sorry about the trick question....
but I don't care...really I don't....
SRY

comments debate 3... FINALLY

2007-03-10T12:46:00.000-06:00

Sorry for the delay. So I won't delay anymore...
You are forced to change your lifestyle for the rest of your life. But doing this means that you will live exactly 100 more years after you change. You can decide what day to change, so in other words, you can decide what day you will die! So along with which option, what day will you choose?

1. You have to be in comic strips for 100 years. You get read, food spilled over you, (...teehee...) crumpled, and have to say stupid things.
2. You have to be a doll. You get bent, forgotten, broken, unwillingly put into ridiculous costumes.... (I love making you suffer) ... and well you know what you do to dolls, so stop... !
3. (beethoven 4th music as you read) OK this is only for BUSH haters. STOP READING HERE if you LIKE Bush...in other words, read on unless you're an idiot.. (sorry but most people agree with me here) ....YOU HAVE TO BE BUSH FOR 100 YEARS!!! PS.. you get the white house! Doesn't that help the situation...?
REMEMBER WHAT DAY YOU PICK!!
I would die on October 2, because nothing exciting is going on so nobody would be all like, OMG she died on BLA BLA.... I would be Bush. STOP BEING ALL LIKE EEEK WHAT IS HER PROBLEM!! because guess what I didn't tell you? I'M NOT GOING TO !! ... you'll just have to wait until next post...NEEEEEH...weebil.

Banks

2007-03-10T12:40:00.000-06:00

So when you go to the bank, and you just want to do something EXTREMELY simple, like pick up a brochure about the bank, or a newsletter, or something like that. They just CAN'T give it to you. They have to sit you down, tell you all this crap and FINALLY give you what you want. Also of course incorporating stuff like mortgages, new accounts, BLA BLA B L A !! I had a student teacher who said he used to be a BANK MANAGER! He was really just a terrible terrible teacher. JULIAN PEOPLE BACK ME UP?!!? Once during lunch he was telling me about giving out bonuses.... DOES IT GET ANY MORE BORING??? I really do wonder if these things are connected....

stupid STUPID S T U P I D BANKS!!!

Time change

2007-03-09T16:17:00.000-06:00

So why do we have the stupid time changes anyway? I mean the ones where it becomes EARLIER are fine but the later ones? You have one LESS hour to do everything in you mind clock! Ya yeah I know the year is like an hour off so they do leap years, but the most confusing thing.... You go FORWARD one hour. THEN you go BACKWARD one hour... so its just WASTE!! Daylight savings.... good job we're saving daylight sounds fun!! NOT.... stupid clocks..... someone please tell me exactly HOW it saves daylight????????????????? PLEASE??? purleeeez.........

PS please tell me you have good eyes and you NOTICED something TERRIBLY wrong about this clock??
also, can you put PS's on blogs........................................WELL NOW YOU CAN

money

2007-03-04T12:51:00.000-06:00

Why do we use money at all? Why couldn't we just have stuff. Think about it. You go into a store after mowing your neighbor's lawn with your fresh piece of paper that has ten written all over it and some guy's face on it. You see a toy you want so you take the toy, give a random person you paper and walk out. It should just be simpler. Especially with that every different place as different money. what happened to a while ago when you could just walk around and say, "Hey Joe, I traded my 17 yams for this cow I know you want. Trade you for that awesome watch you got?" and there you go, trade. No money, just work for those yams and you're all set.

Global Warming

2007-03-02T07:43:00.001-06:00

It's all our fault. Kids and adults now are just slowly killing. Not humans, we are fine, of course WE are killing. Killing the atmosphere, polluting the air, killing the polar bears, making the ocean not salty, killing the fish and coral reefs. SOME people think what ever who cares we like modern day inventions. But how is it that a few years ago this didn't happen? Why did we HAVE to invent things like this? Even if we do get cars, computers, TV's, kitchen STUFF, and airplanes, why do we have to use them so UN wisely? It's not fair to all of the natural things around us we are slowly DESTROYING. Couldn't there be like some RULES of how much electricity you get? Like, you buy a huge TV. Plug it in. No energy. Sorry. You already have 100 million other devices you need it for. Not gonna give you any more. TRY UNPLUGGING THE STUPID ONES YOU HAVEN'T USED FOR EIGHT DAYS??? Really. I am serious. Otherwise, we could just say. Hey, its 70 degrees out here. No wind. No rain. No stupid cars are going on the streets today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just bike, walk, rollerblade, skateboard, scooter, the possibilities have ALSO been invented so why do you concentrate on the BAD ones?!! STOP THAT KILLING !EVERYONE IS GUILTY!

S u p e r n i n t e n d o

2007-02-21T17:47:00.000-06:00

So, what is up with all these Job Titles? Superintendent, CEO, Chief, Executive, President, Principal... Why can't there just be employees and The Boss???? I mean, you hear someone saying, I am Chief executive principal president ceo's assistant to the Superintendent of blabla's Company! YAY! I would say, umm nice job? PURLEEZ!!! Wouldn't it be nicer to say, I am the boss of 13 employees of blabla's company! Simple. Easy to say. It can't be confused with Supernintendo, it must be good! (school joke) I mean really, it is really confusing...

Comment debate 2

2007-02-19T20:38:00.000-06:00

If you could choose one lifestyle for the rest of your life would it be:

Rich with a maid, mansion, servants, and whatever objects you want. You don't have to work. Your only complaint is that it is kind of lonely.

Ok, you have to work. It is a crummy job and you hate it but you get enough money. You only get to have ONE friend and ONE family member. Your only complaint is that you want a new job.

Poor with a ton of supporting friends that help you get through life. You are very happy with your life because you get to live with your family and friends but you just barely get enough food. Your only complaint is that you wish you had more clothes.

Why?

Who's the boss? Pet or Human

2007-02-19T20:27:00.000-06:00

So we think that us humans are SO smart, the best, better than anyone, ruling the earth. Yes, we are so smart we deserve pets. And we are so brilliant, that we get to CLEAN UP THE PET'S MESS??? Walking the dog, holding it's poo????????? I DON'T think so. Even if you have a small animal. YOU clean THEIR cage, pet them, pamper them, feed them. THEY Bite you, poop on you, and you don't care. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS?? If you think you're the best, ACT LIKE IT!! otherwise....think again.

GO PETS

Homework

2007-02-19T10:12:00.000-06:00

Ok so I love home. Parents love their work if they chose good work. Why can't we enjoy Homework then? Because it has no point. The teachers even tell us it is just practice. Why can't we just do practice in class? They are supposed to be teaching us. I don't think anybody minds just a little homework due in three days. But... homework in EVERY subject due TOMORROW??? No way. That is TOO much. Especially over the WEEKEND????? I feel soooo pressured over weekends to do my homework and I always say weekend nights, I'm gonna get up and do my homework. It NEVER happens that way. Ever...except that once....nevermind. What I really don't get is that I am in 6th grade. My brother is in 8th grade. I get about 4 times as much as him?! HELLO people HELLO??? COME down TO earth PLEASE. GIMME A BREAK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!! Gosh....

Hamstaland

2007-02-18T14:55:00.000-06:00

If you haven't met or seen or don't know about my 3 hamsters, now you do!! Here they are....and its
ZOE! CLOE!! and..... SNOE!!! woooo *applause erupts*

**^**not in order pictured
also, don't comment on spelling mistakes, seeing as there aren't any!!
(unless applause is wrong)

Comments announcement Poll

2007-02-18T13:50:00.000-06:00

Starting with this one, some of my posts will be questions that all commenters can participate in. YAY!! So the first question is: If you only had one day to live and it was today and you knew it, but that one day there was no electronics invented, no gameboys, computers, phones, or cars; what would you do that day and why?

I would eat all the stuff I wanted, and go sledding with all of my friends. All day I would spend with my family and friends and just have as much fun as i wanted because WHAT THE HECK!!! I've got ONE day to live and I don't think ANYBODY is going to tell me what to do.

PS: and my hamsters

Sun___?

2007-02-18T13:03:00.001-06:00

Sunsets are so pretty. Or is it sunrises? Who knows the difference apart from if the earth is going up or down??? Especially when compared to the sky. Not that skies aren't beautiful...They just aren't too colorful.

Americans, bad or good thoughts?

2007-02-18T11:31:00.001-06:00

In America, which is supposed to be the best country..I think, some ideas and phrases are SOOO messed up! For example: I could care less.... UMMMMMMM!!! If you CAN care less, I COULDN'T CARE LESS SO GO AHEAD!!!! Why is it COULD??? I mean, aren't you trying to say that you don't care soooo much that it is IMPOSSIBLE to care less? Not that you DO care, and CAN care less.... Think about it. Someone is talking to you about an extremely boring subject, and you say: Dude, I could care less....you are being REALLY boring...sorry, but it's true. The smart alec people *you think are smart alecs, because you are american* will say: Go ahead, I couldn't care less. Who makes more sense??? *by the way I am not stereotyping YOU in particular, I am just talking about past experience** The other example, as Emily helped me remember, is that Sunday starts the week, pretty much ONLY in America. In the SPANISH SONG, It didn't. In ENGLAND, the CALENDARS have Sunday at the END. But in AMERICA....NO It ends AND starts the week....

Time time TIME

2007-02-18T10:04:00.000-06:00

Ok well this place said that I posted at 7:45 and I WOKE UP at 9:00??? and that LANIE commented at like 8:00 or something? So I am just WARNING you, don't believe the clocks here....I will try to fix them but maybe Blogger.com was like made in like California??? This probably will be posted at like 10:10, but i have NO idea when it will SAY i posted it.

What is a weekend...?

2007-02-18T09:45:00.000-06:00

So we have the *week end* off do we? Some people say the BEGINNING of the week is Sunday. Well actually most of them do, as well as the calendars. But the weekEND is Saturday, and would you look at that? SUNDAY!! How can this be?? Would that not mean that we should have only Saturday off? And what is with the Friday thing? OOh its FRIDAY.... well...SO WHAT???? I don't CARE. Nothing is special about Friday, is it? Really.... so back to what is a weekend?? I mean, it MUST be that Monday is the weekstart, because Saturday and Sunday are the weekend! So why does EVERYONE *almost, sorry* think that SUNDAY starts the week A N D ends it!! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!! U S E your BRAINS people, and think about what your calendar claims to be true. Thanks....this is my first post, I hope you liked it!