The Post About Hair. Yes, hair. I'm not kidding. Seriously, it's hair. IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS GET A LIFE OR START READING THE STUPID POST OK?!

So, I am growing my hair out. Actually, I'm not, it's just growing and I am not cutting it. Not that I ever cut it, my hairdresser cut my hair. No, she cut my hairs. All of them, not just one. So, how do you like this? This post WAS about hair. HA! Anyway, two of my friends got haircuts near the summer/end of school and now their hairs are SO long. Seriously. I don't think this is fair! I WANT longer hair and it's growing slower than toenails. Not that I compared, I'm just using a metaphor. Not a simile, that would be it's growing as slow as a toenail. Which it is, or slower. Which is why I'm complaining. You know what else? No, you don't, so I'll just tell you. You know what else? All these people keep coming up to me saying "You should grow your hair." THAT makes me kind of angry, actually. All these people saw me last year, and my hair is AT LEAST 2 inches longer! You'd THINK, just THINK that because my hair has been getting longer and I haven't had haircuts, that I WAS GROWING IT!! Just MAYBE? Yeah, just maybe... Anyway, so I hope you had fun reading "The Post About Hair. Yes, hair. I'm not kidding. Seriously, it's hair. IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS GET A LIFE OR START READING THE STUPID POST OK?!" And by the way, if you read that stupid title for the second time in this post, that's REALLY sad. Just saying! BYE